
Yeah, thats us. Lots of pride, the odd bit of passion - but not much in the way of success, to be honest.
THE CHARLTON ATHLETIC ROLL OF HONOUR
1947: We won the FA Cup. UP THE ADDICKS!
1990: We nearly won a seat on the local council. YAY!
One trophy, and nearly one seat on the chuffing council - in more than a hundred years. Is it any wonder that we are all constantly in and out of therapy?
Have I ever told you about the time I met Peter Varney? I have? Really? Well, I suppose I do go on about it a bit, but after all - it was one of my proudest moments. And still is.
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Strictly for the anoraks, this one - an in-depth analysis from Our Man In The Know, on the subject of whose fans will have to travel the furthest next season.
Another quiet day at the Valley then, eh Ketts? ;-)
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Talk about hypocrisy - maybe the European Union should put their own house in order first, before sticking their nose into football.
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Our Man In The Know casts his expert eye over England and Ireland's performances this week.
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Our South East Asian correspondent is taking a short break from his political rants against the system in Indonesia. Instead, today he's having a political rant about racism in Darkest (am I allowed to say that?) Dorset....
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Our Man In The Know is badly in need of some close-season entertainment. New players, new kit, new DVD - anything.
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Happiness is a satellite subscription. Just the thing for passing those long summer months before the football season kicks off again...
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I caught the England manager on the wireless this morning, and get this readers - he was speaking English. Pretty good English too.
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Is it really still only May? 'fraid so, Miss K. Still, not to worry - England are playing tomorrow!
(Oh joy. Oh rapture.)
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Our Man In The Know is staggered and horrified. Not only that - his flabber has never been so ghasted. What about? Why, the price of football tickets in London Town.
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Having finished putting the Charlton world to rights with all his sagely words of wisdom, Our Man In The Know has moved. On. Now he's sorting out Gary Johnson's future for him.
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Our favourite Kentish Maiden likes to give the impression she's one of the lads, and hard as nails. Well she ain't, she's just a soppy girlie - as her latest contribution to this site most clearly demonstrates...
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Terry Wogan has suggested that maybe we shouldn't bother competing in the Eurovision Song Contest any more, because we are bound to finish last anyway.
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Yesterday was an absolutely awful day weather-wise up here in the Bumpkin Shires. Time to settle down and let Sky entertain us, and they done us proud.
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Tact and diplomacy is not really my long suit, to be honest. I suppose that's one of the reasons I don't get much radio work these days....
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A tale of two cities, two home town boys, and a couple of Addicks. Our Man In The Know watched the Play-Off Final yesterday, and this is what he thought about it.
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How many Wembley hat-trick heroes have YOU met? MtV has met two. And in a shameless act of gratuitous name-dropping, he has rather cleverly managed to incorporate that achievement into his latest missive....
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In a surprisingly heart-warming show of humanity, Mr Abramovich has released his old friend Avram Grant from the living hell of working at Chelsea Football Club.
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I see we've gone and done it again! We've only gone and nicked another little gem off of Croydon's Finest. Right now, Mister Jordan must be spitting blood and no mistake....
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All those Charlton bloggers out there who reckon there's nothing happening that is worth writing about right now - try telling that to Our Man In The Know. He's found plenty of things to write about, yes indeed....
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Is that a line from a song? I think it might be. Which song? I don't know and I don't care. Readers, its been a long, long season. We all need a break.
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Floyd has been mulling over the closure of the footie season this weekend....
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The end of the Champions League Final and time for the medals to be handed out. It's amazing how many people get them these days.
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Its just not the same, reading about it in the papers the following morning. If only I'd have known what was going to happen, I'd have made a special effort to watch it on the telly. In fact, I might have even flown out to Moscow to see it for myself....
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Did we expect too much from the season - or were we let down? Our Man In the Know gives us his take on where we chuffed it all up.
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The final chapter of Our Man In The Know's 2007-2008 Review. April now, and the play-off flame - never mind the automatic promotion flame - is almost extinguished.
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Marco was at a party on Saturday night, deep in Nigel territory at Beckenham. Brave man!
You want to know what happened down in Beckenham on Saturday night? Well read on then....
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... and I challenge you not to shed a tear or two whilst reading CW's moving account of the proceedings.
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er, Welling? No, not really. How about good ol' Bermondsey? Or Tooting, maybe? Alright then, final offer - what would you say to a summer's evening in - Aldershot?
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Our Man In The Know continues his season review, and he is starting to get to the sharp end of things now...
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It's all been said. Wrong players sold, wrong players brought in. Erratic team selection. Mystifying tactics. MtV gives his thoughts on the season just gone.
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By the time of our first ever visit to Glanford Park to take on lowly Scunthorpe, Our Man In The Know had convinced himself that we would soon be back on track for a top two finish. Hmph...
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...in the eye of the beholder. It's a subjective thing, beauty. My idea of beauty may differ from yours. Marilyn Monroe. Greta Scacchi. Cherie Blair. It's all down to personal taste, isn't it?
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MtV has been having a look at that bit on the official CAFC website where we the fans can have our say. And he is moved to ask - why does anyone still bother?
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Happy New Year everyone, from Our Man In The Know. It's the ninth year prefixed '200-', where did the other eight go?
January is transfer window time, and our annual foray into the FA Cup....
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When Kevin Keegan says football is boring, my instinctive reaction is to ignore him. Kevin Keegan is, after all, a complete eejit. BUT - when New York Addick says football is boring....
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I just switched the wireless on - IT'S CUP FINAL DAY! Yay! Only ten minutes to go too.
Crikey, that was close. I nearly missed it.
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Part Five of Our Man In The Know's look back at 2007/2008. Bloody hell, we're not even halfway yet. How much more of this torture do we have to bear?
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Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal or Liverpool perhaps? Wrong big four. I was referring to some of our recently departed stars: Dean Kiely, Jimmy Jimmy, Super Kevin Lisbie and the one and only Radostin Kishishev.
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Last night after work, I went for a drink with a hamster. Admittedly, I did take the precaution of suggesting we meet in a back-street bar where nobody would spot us...
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Season Review, Part Four. Our heroes are still looking good for automatic promotion, and the Covered End Choir (shhhhh) are still singing 'Super Alan Pardew'. Read what Our Man In The Know has to say about it November.
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A very sad note, in fact.
Charlton Flags, Charlton Radio, and he's been featured in the Valley Review too. He was undoubtedly The Genuine Article, and no mistake. CW pays her own respects to a recently departed fellow Addick.
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Month three already? Blimey. I wish the real season had passed that quickly. Our Man In The Know continues his look back at 2007/2008.
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Second teams - well we all have them don't we? Course we do. This particular Kentish Maiden has a soft spot for Yeovil Town - and it's got nothing to do with the fact that she fancies Gary Johnson...
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Croydon's Finest got dumped out of the play-off's last night. This should be a cause for wild and raucous celebrations. And yet - somehow, I feel no real joy.
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Some football 'expert' called Mark Saggers - is that his real name? Poor bugger - upped the anti last night, with a new record for the value of a place in Tier One.
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Our Man In the Know continues his month-by-month reminisce of last season. This time it's September. And a good read it is too - particularly as he hasn't got to the point where our entire season went tits up yet.
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Our Man In The Know, he knew who was going to win at Ashron Gate last night. Not only that - he also knew who was going to be the hero. That's why he's Our Man In The Know, I suppose...
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.... the New Valley Supremo! No really! That's what the marketing bods at CAFC reckon, anyway.
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More down-to-earth, feet-on-the-ground home-truthing about the Prem, from us Tier Two (ie "proper") football fans...
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OK, its none of our business really, but all the same.... what our favourite Kentish Maiden wants to know is - when are all those so-called big boys going to finally wake up and shmell the kawfee?
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Where will be going next season? Our Man In The Know is already planning his away-days for 2008/2009.
He's very keen isn't he?
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Our Man In the Know re-visits last season, month by month. Why anyone would want to re-visit last season is beyond me....
First up - August.
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A eulogy to that Young Turk out on the wing with number 18 on his back - from his shirt sponsor and biggest fan.
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Another day of high activity on the footie front yesterday. With a bit of ingenuity, Our Man In The Know managed to rig the television up so he could watch while enjoying a sunny day in the garden.
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A glorious sunny day. Not today, but 9 July 2007 and the pre-season starts in earnest. Ketts looks back on those barmy days before we all got fed up with Pards....
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Second Saturday in May - FA Cup Final. At least that's how it always used to be, when I were a lad.
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...so what do we do with ourselves? Well we couldn't complain about the number of options to keep us amused yesterday.
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Steve Allen, that's who. A story that has gone largely unnoticed is the hip operation that Darren Ambrose underwent a couple of weeks back. The club's website elaborated on the details yesterday.
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I've finally managed to wade through our leader's programme notes from last Sunday. A little bit of introspection, a little bit of tub-thumping and plenty of straight talking - but has he got things right?
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Hands-up time. Who thought we'd be back in the Premiership by now? Ketts is brave enough to admit that he did.
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Our Man In The Know has been ruminating, pontificating, and masticating over who's going where in the summer. This is what he reckons...
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Its official. Charlton Athletic's reign as the most politically correct, right-on football club in christendom has come to an end.
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We felt the pain of relegation a year ago so know what the fans of Derby and the other clubs at the bottom of the table are going through. But it's not really the end of the world...
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No - not Charlton. Not just yet anyway. My 'other' team got promoted on Saturday - and in doing so, they demonstrated that maybe Charlton too can one day make a return to better times. We just need to be realistic, and patient.
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Did you see that? Running on the pitch they were - 'ooligans! Not fit for the Prem. Bloody disgrace, I call it....
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An open message from Our Man In The Know, to CAFC's new CEO and Transfer Czar.
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Or is it? Would the big bald battering ram who plays in shirt number 16 be better employed elsewhere than up front?
Well the big bald battering ram who sits in seat number P150 thinks so....
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Our leader's first pronouncement after the final blowing of the whistle yesterday: "I think we need three or four more players."
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Our South East Asian correspondent has gone all soppy over someone who only managed 3 goals in 270 games, two of which were bloody shinners!!
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Charlton Athletic 4 - 1 Coventry City
So Charlton end the season on a high. Proved what we all knew really; if sides gives us time and space, don't try to close us down, we look a half decent side.
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Our board has pulled a fast one on us. They've made a subtle change to that "free season ticket if we go up" offer, the cheeky blighters. And once the Stalwarts spot the change, they are not going to be happy. In fact they're going to be LIVID.
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So here we are at last, the final match of the season. The fireworks, the medals and some posh official handing over the League trophy. Well, that was what was supposed to happen....
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....but a highly valued member of the CAFC support team, that's me!
And these aren't my words. Its not me that's saying that. Mister Pards thinks so too.
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There was I, thinking nobody would turn up on Sunday and feeling slightly guilty about my own non-attendance, when it looks like we're in for a bumper crowd!
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Oh South London is wonderful. Sometimes we forget why South London really is wonderful. The Cutty Sark, Greenwich Park, The Royal Artillery, but most of all its wonderful people.
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Four? Or five? Our Man In The Know doesn't know. Not yet anyway. But you can bet your life he'll have worked it out before anybody else does....
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And shorty. And socky. I've been regaled with numerous tales of fun and frivolity from Addicks who were at the Charlton Kit-Sponsors Annual Do, down at the Valley this week. It sounds like it was a real blast....
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Among other things, Our Man In The Know puts up a strong case in defence of the Rt Hon Francis Lampard QC. So strong in fact that I might even have to consider my own position on the "Fat Frank" debate....
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