100 (AND A BIT) YEARS OF PRIDE & PASSION

For sale

Due to poor management at all levels we would like to offer on a none return basis.
One young, former U21 French National team captain. He is surplus to our requirements and was an impulse buy. The player is carrying no injuries to the body but lack of care from his present owners may have affected his morale a bit.

The player is a lover not a fighter and does only speak French which is the language of love, this inhibits his ability to follow the manager's system although he is not the only one. Most of the people in the team are like that. This would not be a problem at a French speaking club like Arsenal, Chelsea or a small club that would like to try football in the fizzy pop championship and have this at the top of their agenda at all cost.

The player is unloved lately and not wanted, you could buy him and give him a squad number, something we have been unable to get around to this season.

We will also even pick up most of his wages for the next couple of seasons. Now we are talking your kind of music. You can save some cabbage, make a move and beat the Banks. You may think we are desperate, we are!!! The club management have found some other players they would like to get on loan and stuff up, or play out of position.

Please get in quick as this offer will not be repeated or used with any other discount offer. Express delivery can be arranged by Trigger Couriers of Peckham, the no fuss removalist and he will arrive without damage or your money back.

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